A couple of weeks ago a reader emailed me and asked me if I could recreate the square school cafeteria pizza that we all ate when we were younger. I didn’t think it would be that hard. I love pizza and recreating the pizza that I grew up with shouldn’t be that hard, right? Well it took a little time. I tried a standard pizza crust, but it did not come out right. The crust of the pizza at school was a lot sweeter and didn’t have a complex flavor. So I started from scratch. Flour, water and salt. Then it was either too light or too dense, and it was not sweet enough. Then I added some sugar, fixed the water at a standard amount and added flour until it was perfect. Then came the sauce. The sauce was also sweet and rather basic. So I grabbed a couple of cans of tomato sauce and paste and worked it until it was perfect. The hardest part as there is nothing like it online or in cookbooks. Nobody has successfully recreated the pizza that I loved as a child. Until now. It is pretty darn tasty. Even though my palate has evolved since childhood, the first bite of this pizza brought me right back to grade school.
Since the pizzas we all loved as children were pre-manufactured I had to blind bake the crust just like the company does before it is frozen and shipped out. Here is my take on the classic.
The first step is to make the pizza dough. Place the water, sugar, yeast and 1 cup of flour in a bowl. Mix with a spatula or with a bread hook in your mixer. Once mixed let sit for 5-10 minutes, until it is bubbly.
Next add 2 more cups of flour and the salt. Mix until a dough ball is formed. Slowly add the next 1/4 cup of flour. You want the dough to be able to pull from the edge of the bowl, but you also want it to be a little sticky. This may take up to another 1/4 cup of flour. If you are using a electric stand mixer with a dough hook this will be when the dough pulls from the sides, forms a ball and doesn’t actively stick to the sides.
Next either pour the dough out onto a floured surface and knead by hand for 5 minutes, or using an electric mixer with a dough hook, knead on medium speed for 2-3 minutes.
Place the dough ball in a greased bowl covered with a towel.
Let the dough rise until doubled. This should take between 1 and 3 hours. It depends on the temperature of your house. I like my house to be about the temperature of the artic tundra so it takes a good 3 hours.
When the dough is doubled punch it down and place on a greased cookie sheet. Spread the dough out evently over the whole cookie sheet. I find that a rolling pin helps to do this. It is alright to press it into shape as we really don’t want the dough to rise much.
Next using a fork you need to dock the dough so that it does not form bubbles. You want the pizza crust to be the same thickness all the way across the pan. Start in one corner and work your way over the whole crust.
Place the crust in the oven for 10-12 minutes. You want it to cook through, but not turn brown. The key to good grade school pizza is a chewy crust.
While the pizza is in the oven make your sauce. Combine all of the ingredients, stir and then let sit for at least 10 minutes.
Remove the pizza from the oven and let it slightly cool. Then lightly coat with the pizza sauce. You don’t want to over due the sauce if you want a really authentic pizza. I used about 1/4 of the sauce on the pizza. Cover the remaining sauce and refrigerate. It should keep for a couple of days.
Once the pizza is sauced spread out the 8oz of mozzarella cheese. Once again, for this to be authentic you don’t want to overdue it on the cheese. You want to cover the pizza but still leave some opening for the sauce to shine through. I found that one 8oz bag of cheese was the perfect amount.
Finally it is time to add the pepperoni. As with grade school, there should be 6 slices of pepperoni on each rectangle of pizza. The pizza when cut produces 6 slices. Equally space out 36 slices of pepperoni.
Place the pizza back in the oven for 10-12 minutes or until the cheese is perfectly melted. Make sure to remove the pizza from the oven before the cheese starts to turn brown.
Cut into 6 rectangles and serve.
The crust and pizza were just like I remembered them. The crust was not browned, but fully cooked. The crust has a perfect thickness and chewyness. Honestly, all I needed was a pint of chocolate milk and I could have been right back in grade school.
Let me know what you guys think. I think I have the sauce and crust spot on. Enjoy!!
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My 10 y/o saw this and just said "I want to make pizza. Like that."
Question....did you serve your school pizza with one of those little milk cartons as the beverage;)
Impressed with the lengths you went to in order to get it just right!
Chris unfortunately I didn't have a carton of milk. So I served it with cosmos. All I was missing was a hair net, a lunch tray and a carton of chocolate milk.
Thanks for taking the time to put this together. I have been looking for this type of recipe for years. This was one of my favorite school lunches, with a side salad and ranch dressing, sometimes on the pizza, always with a carton on "white" milk. lol
Leslie, It was my favorite meal in school too. I looked all around the web and could not find a recipe. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
You should duplicate the breakfast pizza recipe. I so want it! I found this during my search for it.
Ty,
Christina
Christina, We didn't have breakfast pizza where I went to school. What was all on it?
The breakfast pizza is almost even better. You need sausage and gravy, scrambled egg and mozzarella cheese.
Wow...this IS just like the real thing. I LOVE it! I have been trying to find the real thing frozen, but this was WAY better. Followed the recipe to the T and it came out perfect!! Thanks for doing the legwork!
Wow... Thank You so much... I thought I was gunna have to raid the school down the street.
i was looking for the breakfast pizza recipe also from when i went to school it was soo good
What about the recipe for school lunch Pizza burgers? I know there's balogna in it and american cheese....that's all I've got. My kids have been asking.
colleen - Are you talking about the open face sandwich ones. I have seen them with 1 lb ground beef, 1/2 lb ground lunch meat (either ham, bologna or spam), 16oz shredded cheese mixed with 2-3 cups marinara sauce (adjust based on how saucy you like it) and 8 hamburger buns. If this is what you are looking for, then brown the ground beef. Combine with the ground/chopped lunch meat and cheese. Toss in the marinara. Then place hamburger buns face up on a cookie sheet (you will get 16 pizza burgers so you will probably have to use two trays). Add the mixture to the buns. Bake until golden brown. 400 degrees for about 10-15 minutes.
-Rex
That Pizza Looks Amazing. Thank you so much for figuring out this awesome recipe!!
Thank you so much. I really look forward to trying this. I have been trying to find this recipe for years. I even called the schools I went to, to find out how to do it and they said they didn't know what I was talking about. Drove me nuts. Thought I was going to have to become a lunch lady to break the code. THNX AGAIN!!!